CNN, Space and Science, 2022.

An article titled Unknown space object beaming out radio signals every 18 minutes remains a mystery by Ashley Strickland provides an informative read. This piece discusses Fast Radio Bursts (FRBs), which remain largely enigmatic. They are quick and brighter than anticipated, with some exhibiting patterns while others do not. NASA found one particularly captivating example that made headlines in January 2022.

This indicates that the discovery was made prior to that news segment—back in March 2018, to be precise! They were deliberating its peculiarities until someone finally shared it with a reporter. One theory is that the reporter was under the influence. Another posits that they believed it was alien-related. Personally, I suspect the reporter was simply more charming than the average drug rep.

“It’s life, Jim, but not as we know it.” Why is it that we always start with "it’s unlike anything we’ve ever seen"? Isn’t that the essence of scientific discovery? By definition, discovering something means we were previously unaware of it. Strickland noted "they've" never seen it before, referring to the scientists, not humanity as a collective.

FRBs likely originate from natural phenomena in spacetime. Both videos discussing the alleged alien messages do a decent job of educating viewers about FRBs. So, not all of this is mere propaganda; there are some valid facts within these claims.

It appears that both CGTN and Musk's outlets are merely repackaging CNN's 2022 article, albeit with added flair. We often recycle old news, which is why it's called "REsearch." We must relearn what has been forgotten, much like the lost blueprints of the Saturn V rocket.

UFOs and aliens might be the only way to rekindle public interest in reality—possibly because reality has become so convoluted that apathy has set in. This phenomenon is often referred to as dissociation due to trauma, augmented by distractions like mobile games and recreational substances.

In essence, they are hinting at alien messages without explicitly stating it...

It’s aliens!

Once you sift through the infomercial on FRBs, which is essential to ensure your understanding of cosmology aligns with that of the scientists, the bombshell drops: unidentified objects are transmitting messages. NASA claims they cannot decode these messages.

Could it be any more obvious? If these are indeed natural entities, deciphering them would be an impossible task. It’s like trying to extract a signal from ocean waves without precise calculations—unless, of course, the answer is 42.

Nowhere does CGTN assert "it’s aliens." Did they include it in the title solely to attract viewers like me? Yes, after some digging, it was revealed that China did announce the detection of an alien radio signal, only to later retract that statement. It’s a bit of a Monty Python sketch: “It’s a rabbit! No, it’s not. It’s a killer rabbit!”

Yet the videos echo CGTN’s sentiments: “the object is transmitting directly to earth.” That’s a statement, not an implication. Aliens are subtly suggested.

The term "MESSAGE" implies intelligence! If these communications are directed at us, it suggests they have been aware of us for quite some time. To be precise, the primary object sending signals to Earth is 4,000 light-years away.

They’ve known about us for at least 4,000 years, predating human radio broadcasts.

My theory posits that those in power wish to keep the existence of aliens under wraps, as it raises further questions: How long have we been aware of them? How long have they been observing us? The answers could lead to increased interest in recreational substances.

The consistent use of the word “MESSAGE” further implies intelligence. If it’s directed at us, that carries weight! There’s no ambiguity in this interpretation. Both Elon and CGTN, much like CNN, persistently convey that scientists are baffled and struggling to unravel the mystery, as if scientists should possess all knowledge and not be as astonished as the rest of us.

It’s spooky because…? Well, scientists have long worked to convince humanity that we are alone in this vast cosmos. Therefore, when messages start being transmitted to us, they must grapple with their own narrative.

This story emerged amidst a flurry of articles in January 2022, only to gradually fade into obscurity. Perhaps there were more articles, or perhaps the public simply didn’t engage. Maybe that’s why scientists have resorted to including aliens in headlines to spark interest.

If these phenomena are indeed natural, why should anyone care about spacetime or FRBs? Clearly, the elite are the only ones venturing into space. After profiting from the masses and exploiting the planet’s resources, they now turn to space exploration… all while distracting us with legalized substances and orchestrating a series of smaller conflicts. Who needs a chaotic world war when targeted actions can be executed more discreetly?

Or simply mislead the public entirely. Ignoring the fact that they are at war might prevent public outrage or inquiries.

Should we all take a greater interest in the cosmos? Perhaps. I belong to that camp. The recent barrage of UFO reports, which turned out to be balloons, is curious. Have you noticed the silence surrounding the War in Ukraine lately? Some speculate it’s not going well for NATO, considering they previously rallied public support for the Ukrainian front, only to redirect attention to China? A classic case of distraction.

The elite have reaped their rewards, and the markets are shifting. Forget about the train derailment and other explosions across the US, or the food processing facilities that have mysteriously been affected by private planes over the past few years.

It might not matter if aliens are indeed sending messages; NASA has already admitted they can’t interpret them. Perhaps they’re relying on mediums from the original architects of NASA—Nazi scientists obtained through Operation Paperclip—who infused occult symbols into scientific endeavors. (I can only assume they’re not still channeling. Who knows what you might encounter under the influence? That’s the humor in Cheech and Chong: talking fish! Ah, that explains the Sumerian fish-headed deities.) Meanwhile, numerous messages are broadcasted globally, but few possess the knowledge to decipher them.

How did we arrive at this point?

I suspect this infomercial for getting high is coincidental. Politicians who once campaigned with "just say no" slogans and advocated for tough stances on crime, jailing cannabis users while letting offenders of serious crimes free, are now profiting from cannabis cultivation. Just legalize it, and we could grow our own! That stuff thrives in closets, so farms are unnecessary. Why bother educating the populace about FRBs when the prevailing message for youth is simply "get high!"?

That's the advertisement! Why can't there be a "skip ad forever" button?

Kids, do you know where your parents are? (Some older folks will recall this reference.)

You might think there’s a war on children and education. Just get high. Don’t work. Don’t mature. If this trend continues, we might find there are few left to work at NASA or to engage in warfare. Ah, there we have it.

War. What’s it good for?

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Additional Resources

• Unknown space object beaming out radio signals every 18 minutes remains a mystery | CNN

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• Blasts of flashing radio waves coming from nearby object in space

  Scientists have spotted a "mysterious" object letting out giant blasts of energy, three times an hour.

  www.independent.co.uk

• China says it may have received signals from aliens

  China claims its enormous "Sky Eye" telescope may have detected signals from a distant alien source.

  www.livescience.com

• A Chinese Telescope Did Not Find an Alien Signal. The Search Continues.

  China's astronomers have joined the search for extraterrestrial intelligence, facing their first false alarm.

  www.nytimes.com